Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

SID the SEXIST

SPOILT BASTARD

POT and BLACK

LeTteR booKs

DAVE chander PROFESSINAL GAMBLER

TOP TIPS

Have YOUR Say!

DOLPHINS vs PENGUINS

Hounds of Commons • MP DOG OUTFITTERS (EST. 1949)

G.W.G. FERRIS JR PRISONER OF WAR

LIDL RICHARD

GYM’LL FIX IT

NOSFER-TART-U • Bake Off gets its first undead contestant

A-ROOO! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

OUT NOW! • THE ALBUMS, THE HISTORY AND THE MILESTONES OF THE BIGGEST METAL BAND ON EARTH… AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

KOJACK BLACK and his dog Silvros in… THE MIME MYSTERY

SUIT UP FOR SUMMER

The Beachcombers

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BEACHES

ROCK-POOLING with UKIP-turned-Brexit Party-turned-Reform UK failed politician Nigel Farage

METAL MICKEY • Local detectorist in ownership dispute over find

Oh I Do Like to Pee Beside the Seaside!

Drunken bakers

ALL HANDS ON DECK (CHAIR) • “I’ve seen it all,” says Tynemouth chair attendant

Going Up! • Dec’s foolproof tutorial on the simplest way to erect a deck chair

DECKCHAIR… or LOUNGER? • Consumer testing with professor Dirk Watt

Life’s a Beach with The MAN in the PUB

HIKIN' TINA TURNER

THE WORLD OF STRANGE PHENOMENA ForteanTimes • SUBSCRIBE NOW AND NEVER MISS AN ISSUE OF THE GALAXY’S BEST JOURNAL OF STRANGE PHENOMENA

TINRIBS

INTERNATIONAL PLYWOOD ARE GO

Rogers PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND!

Notes & Swearies • Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 328

CHARLES AND DAVINA

THE male Online

SUBSCRIBE TO VIZ

NEW!

Mrs Brady Old Lady

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

MILLIE TANT AND HER RADICAL CONSCIENCE

PAUL & BOB THE FISH

FREE VIZ UNISEX ANTI-WANKING GAUNTLET • WHEN TEMPTATION COMES TO PLAY, WEAR OUR GLOVE AND WAVE IT AWAY!

LIGHTS! CAMERA! TRACTION! • Top movie reviewer in HOSPITAL after ‘revenge attacks’

BAXTER BASICS MP

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING