Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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Jgnatius Manatee’s Dixieland Jazz band in MANATEE MISERY

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FRUGAL Sharkey

LEZ BATTLES LESBIAN LUNCH BUNCH • It’s PC gone mad, says local activist

WET SUNDAY OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

CROSS TALK • Your Election Questions with the AB of C

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HOW TO VOTE

MP – MAGICAL POWERS • Warlock Alan 100% confident of winning spell in Parliament

ARMAGEDDONWITHIT!

SUITS YOU, SIR JOHN! • Psephologist Curtice to premiere new look on election night

OH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

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CHRIS vs MOUNT WHO IS THE BEST MASON?

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TONY PARSEHOLE • Higgs-Boson’s Death Leaves a Black Hole in my Heart.

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

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LOUIS DAGUERRE

Skippy the Bush Rogue Trader

BUS CUTS STUN VILLAGE • Cost-cutting drive hits villagers

LANDLORDS PLAN FOR SIZZLING SUMMER

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