Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

SiD the SEXiST

ROGER MELLIE THE MAN ON THE TELLY

Tip Top Tony

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THE male Online

FIRE-WOKES NIGHT! • We expose the bonfire-based hypocrisy of the Loony Left stars

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WHO’S THAT HIPPY?

LIFE’S A BEACH!

Mrs Brady Old Lady

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YOU CAN’T DO THE CUBE! • Doncaster doc dubs 3D puzzle ‘unsolvable’

Richard Wilson’s “I DO believe it!”

SHE STOOPS TO CONKER • School nuts swing into Autumn

BONK-UP SMACKDOWN • Banjo pill bigwigs go head-to-head

EX-ROYALS MADE ME BURN TOAST • Harry and Megan cause of over-cooked bread says Essex man

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THE TOAST OF THE COUNTRY

HOT TOAST!

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Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

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