Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

EIGHT ACT

OH, LORDY! IT’S FAT SLAGS

GILBERT RATCHET

LeTtErboCKS • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL

COX, NOT COCKS! • It’s Britain’s liveliest forum for people who don’t know the difference between BLACK HOLES and GLORYHOLES.

HENRY VIII AND CELEBRITIES WITH SIMILAR OR THE SAME NAME AS EACH OTHER CORNER

QUENTIN TARANTINO’S TOMMY ‘BANABA PULP’ JOHNSON

SPANKS FOR NOTHING! • Farage fuming over wank bank closure

Drunken bakers

LACTOSE IAN TOLERANT

A Message for Kindle Subscribers from Viz Editor Hampton Doubleday

Mrs Brady Old Lady

BANANARAMA and the SECREAT OF THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

BELL END OF AN ERA • Cinema masturbator dies aged 102

MUSK UNVEILS SILVER SCREEN SHAKE-UP • Billionaire Elon outlines plan to “revolutionise cinema”

WIN TWO TICKETS TO THE PREMIER OF SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!

AH, MR BOND. I’VE NOT BEEN EXPECTING YOU! • Shock front-runner emerges in casting saga

CRUISE CONTROL • Pint-sized star cooks own set brekkies

LAP OF LUXURY • Cumbria cinema pilots new seating scheme

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT CINEMAS

TAKE STOCK OF THE FUTURE • Nanobot technology coming to a plate near you

THE LIKE LADS

BIG JOHN HOLMES and the HENDERSONS

Robbie’s Robot Carer

SUBSCRIBE TO VIZ

Sandcastlegate! • A Story of Scandal and Corruption that Brought Down a Lord Mayor

BEVERLY HILLS POP! • No returns for the king of pop

MPs Out of Touch

IT’S THE BACONS…

COME TOGETHER! • McCartney To Release New Album of Beatle Material

NASH GORDON

OUT NOW!

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS profanisaurus@viz.co.uk • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No.329

THE REAL ALE TWATS

mr.LOGIC

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

THE male Online

EXCITEMENT MOUNTS FOR DOMINO RECORD ATTEMPT

How Many Dominoes is the Least?

What’s the Chance? • with TV maths wizard Carol Vorderman

MORRIS DAY