Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

Johnny Fartpants

Drunken bakers

MAO, T’ PAU, and BROWN’S COW

LeTteRbOcKS • Your correspondence to VIZ editor HAMPTON DOUBLEDAY

X - MAN

DICKIE

SlacksBaker™ • The Trouser-Baking Breadmaker

MORE SNIPPETS OF WISDOM with The MAN in the PUB

AROUND THE WORLD • Travel tips with VERNON JULES

WE’LL MEET AGAIN • Couple’s holiday reunion misery

SING IF YOU’RE GLAD TO BE AWAY • Flight earworm ruins vacation

LIVER LITTLE, LIVER LOT • Organ oversight leaves forgetful Bel on the wagon

Win a DREAM HOLIDAY for 2 worth up to £20,000!

mr. LOGIC • HE’S AN ACUTE LOCALISED BODILY SMART IN THE RECTAL AREA.

DON’T BLAME ME! • Tay Tay toots her horn

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

OH, LORDY! IT’S the FAT TRAY SAN SLAGS

GILBERT RATCHET

THE male Online

NEW BUZZ ABOUT BLUEBOTTLES • Bothersome flies enjoy new popularity

FREE BLUEBOTTLE BADGE FOR EVERY READER!

WIN THIS FANTASTIC 1:1 SCALE REPLICA FLY SCULPTURE – COMPLETE IN EVERY DETAIL!

It’s the BIG Viz 2024 Fly Census!

The Appliance of Fly-ence • Your Science Questions about Flies Answered by Stockholm University Entomologist Dr Ulf Oerstryk

Wasp or Hoverfly? • TV naturalist Chris Packham helps you sort the wasps from the flies.

Upgrade to a Fli-Pad!™

NO FLIES IN ME! • Hypocrite Sting rules out eating bluebottles

20 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT FLIES

LEARNING SCIENCE IS CHILDS’ PLAY WITH THE VIZ Cox-In-A-Box!

Mrs Brady Old Lady

the tale of PROMETHEUS

ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH STREETS

CHOOSE YOUR VIZ PRINT SUBSCRIPTION… …THEN CHOOSE YOUR FREE GIFT!

TITUS POTIU’S POMPEII PLIGHT

SiD the SEXiST

LUCKY FRANK

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

HOG’S ‘I’ SPY

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 338

ROGER AND OUT! • The first 6 correct competition entries tugged out of Roger’s email sack will win a hand-drawn sketch of Roger Mellie.

VIZ

EIGHT ACE

TOWN BIDS FOR ECO-CROWN • FULCHESTER councillors have unveiled a raft of new measures that they hope will see the borough take the coveted title of the UK’S GREENEST TOWN 2024.

WE HIT TARGETS

ONLYFANS RUINED MY LIFE! • “My saucy online content broke the internet… and my marriage!” says so-divorced Stan

BAXTER BASICS MP