Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

Mrs BRADY

TWiST AND SPROUT

THE male Online

LeTtErBoCkS

Rude kid

BIFFA BACON

TONY PARSEHOLE • The Tree that Broke a Nation’s Heart

WHOFELLEDIT? • With Britain’s favourite tree chopped down in a wanton act of vandalism, we ‘Axe’ the vital question…

Christmas Shitpump Roundup

THE BARBER’S POLE

GOD HELPS MAN WHO HELPS HIMSELF •  Doncaster man’s supermarket miracle confounds filth

TV’S HOLLY WILLOUHBY IN HOLLY and THE IVY

TOP TRUMPS

MARZIPANDEMIC • Bakery fears over new Covid strain

NUT ON YOUR NELLY!

XMAS SPROUTAGE • Britain suffers festive greens shortage

Could YOU kill a Turkey? • …enter our festive moral maze to find out!

HAPPY NEWS YEAR! CHRISTMAS NEWS ROUND-UP

It’s the Great Christmas Cake Balloon Debate!

Quantity Street

20 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BEDBUGS • Ho! Ho! Ho-oh no! It’s the infestive season!

Win a Bedbug Infestation for 2 in our PARASITASTIC COMPETITION!

Bedbug Fact File

CHRISTMAS with ACE

WALKING AFTER ME • Foo Fighters’ frontman special guest at own gig!

Jack BLACK and the DISAPPEARED

ONE SMALL STEP FOR FAN • Dyson in race to become first brand on the Moon

WE’RE DREAMING OF A WET CHRISTMAS! • Rain set to oust snow as new seasonal favourite.

FRUGAL Sharkey

Rogers’ PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

HITcHING A RIDE

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

TAKE OUT A 6-MONTH SUBSCRIPTION TO VIZ AND GET A FREE PAIR OF VIZ SOCKS!*

Robbie’s Robot Carer

ROYAL FAMILY FEUD • Charles III in for ratings rumble from beyond the grave

Finlarr

OH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

TURN-UP FOR THE BOOK • Library book returned almost millennium late

NOBBY’S PILES

SiD SEXiST