Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

NOOBBY’S PILES

Drunken bakers

REAL ALE TWATS

LeTteRbOcKS

An address from Viz Comic editor, Hampton Doubleday

STAR LETTER

V.A.ARSE

OLYMPIC ROUNDUP

DICKIE

The Viz X-Man Text Vote Elon Musk

THE BB The UK’s No. 1 Roadside Breakdance Service

Ray Alan & Edgelord charles

VIZ 338 COMPETITION WINNERS

BIFFA BACON

PHILOSOPHICAL PHARTBOX PHUN with EPICTETUS THE STOIC

Finbarr Saunders & his DOUBLE ENTENDRES

MIDDLESOME RATBAG

THE WORLD OF STRANGE PHENOMENA ForteanTimes

DUNK TANK CLOWN

JACK BLACK AND THE MAJORCA MYSTERY

VANCE vs SALINGER vs SPORTS: WHICH IS THE BEST J.D.?

THE BROON WINDSORS

USB H (OUT OF STEPS)! • Popstar H out of Steps Patents New PC Protocol

MA’AM AGAIN! • Palace Announces Stunning Twist

(NOT) GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

How Will It Be Done?

Mrs Brady old Lady

The RAMONES INVASION of the BRAINY ELITE

BACK TO (STAR) SCHOOL

THE Male Online

WIND OF CHANGE • “The future’s so bleak, I gotta wear blades,” says local man

WOULD YOU WEAR A WINDMILL ON YOUR HEAD?

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

VIZ

SiD the SEXiST

Mick Jagger’s Street Fightin’ VAN HIRE

Robert Plant Hire

MADONNA’S PICKERS AND LIFTS

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

HOG’S ‘I’ SPY

Notes & Swearies • Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 339

ROGER AND OUT!

ISSUE 338 SOLUTION & WINNERS

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GYM'LL FIX IT

ROY WOOD

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