Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

FRUT BUNN

THE LITTLE JOHN SHOP OF HORRORS

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Letter bocks • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

EINSTEIN A NO-SHOW

CHRISTI-NO MARTIN • Free Book Plug Gets Thumbs Down

PUBES on the SOAP • A round-up of all the pube-related plots in this week’s soaps.

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I TALK TO THE TREES

COOK’S CORNER • Your cookery questions answered by physicist Professor Brian Cox

CORONATION TREATS

THE NAKED EMPEROR • If you thought that Noma was the height of fine dining, come to…

Torvill & Dean and the Ice Crab from Outer Space

THE WAY WE USED TO NOW LIVE AGAIN • Academy of Austerity will help families adjust to lesser form of life

QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT • Boffins battle at Little and Large Hadron Colliders

ALBERT RATCHET

Mrs Brady Old Lady

NASH CORDON

TINSELTOWN SHARKS STOLE MY IDEA! • Joe’s due for Jaws 2?

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THE BROON WINDSORS

1010 THINGS YOU NEVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT AI

AI Britain 2050

OH AI DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE • Blackpool gears up to thwart robot takeover. “Bring it on!” says Lord Mayor

Robbie’s Robot Carer

“DREAM OF DICK” DEEMED ‘INAPPROPRIATE’ • Influencer’s offer rebuffed by councillors

THE TALE OF KARUS

MICHAEL’S FABRIC ANT

COME TRANCE-ING! • “I can make people give me anything I want… and you can, too.” North east mind control expert reveals secrets.

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Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

THE MANCUNIAN CANDIDATE

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JOY OF SEX DISCOVERY • Yorkshire man invents new lovemaking position

Drunken bakers

HURT OF HEART-TRANSPLANT HERO IN HEARTBREAK HOTEL

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Johnny Fartpants

OVER REACTION • Succession star reveals secret

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