Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

EIGHT ACT

OLDEST SWIFTIE IN TOWN • Superfan Albert crazy about popstar Taylor, says carer

GILBERT RATCHET

LeTtER bOCKS

GUFFS, THE LAW AND YOU • YOUR legal queries answered by Human Farts Barrister Quercus Petraea KC

WOMBATS

Peas, Please?

DICKIE

THE HOLE TRUTH • Local council vows to get to bottom of road problem

Drunken bakers

NIGHT OUT With NIETZSCHE

SiD THE SEXiST

BY JOVE it’s MICHAEL GOVE

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

DEMOCRACY AT RISK • Would-be MP Smedley’s bruising adventures in the world of politics

THE WOODEN HORSE OF TROY

GILLIAN V LEE V HANS CHRISTIAN WHO IS THE BEST ANDERSO(E)N?

ROGER MELLIE THE MAN ON THE TELLY

Barnaby Grudge

Jack Black AND THE VILLAGE CLOCK MYSTERY

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

Mrs Brady Old Lady

PIERCE DORGAN • My exclusive 5-star heartbreak over controversial celeb’s demise

TONY PARSEHOLE • Why tragic OJ’s death marks the end of an era

CHOOSE YOUR PRINT SUBSCRIPTION… …THEN CHOOSE YOUR FREE GIFT!

LIDL RICHARD

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

THE male Online

mr.LOGIC

DIRTY BOMBED! • Despot demands refund from Rogue Trader

CRICKET! IT’S NOT CRICKET!

YOU ASK… WE ANSWER… ABOUT CRICKET!

CRICKET TO RIDE!

Miriam

I DON’T LIKE CRICKET..!

STRAP IN FOR AN INTERPLANETARY MISSION TO THE BLACK HOLE OF TERROR!

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING