Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

the REAL ALE TWATS

Britpop Pop Bri

OH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

SID the SEXIST

Letter books • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ | letters@viz.co.uk

STAR LETTER

BOB MORTIFIED

TOP

How Did It End?

THE VIZ CROWN COURT • YOUR verdict

Duke of Ellington Awards Scheme 2024 • BIG BAND LEADER OUTDOOR ACTIVITY PROGRAMMES

Monsters of ROCK

VLADIMIR vs RA-RA-RAS • WHO’S THE GREATEST PUTIN?

THE DESPAIR SHOP

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE UK’S LONGEST-RUNNING MUSIC MONTHLY

WEE RADGE JOE

FRU ‘T’ BUNN the MASTER BAKER & HIS GINGERBREAD SEX DOLLS

FARMER PALMER

THE STOOL IN THE CROWN

FREE VIZ WORKPLACE BULLYING THRESHOLD DETERMINER • Bosses! get rid of pesky bullying accusations once-and-for-all with our…

JACK BLACK AND THE SHOOTING STAR • The half-term holiday was here once more, and young Jack Black and his dog Silver were staying with Aunt Meg in her little cottage in the Cumbrian village of St Fiacra on the Wold…

DIG FOR VICTORY NUMBER TWO

VOX PLOPS

SPLASH IN THE ATTIC!

WATER MESS! • Lancashire man to sue after glugging on contaminated water

FLOAT ALONG WITH SOME ‘FAMOUS FAECES’ IN OUR FANTASTIC CELEBRITY SEWAGE V.I.POO COMPETITION!

TWITTER PARISH COUNCIL

MR MAGHOUL

Scum mothers who’d have ‘em

COWBOYS ‘N’ A-LISTERS! • We team up with Professor of American history to see how showbiz stars would have fared in the Wild Wild West

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FOODIE BOLLOCKS

SUBSCRIBE TODAY AND GET 3 MONTHS OF VIZ FOR JUST £3 PLUS A FREE VIZ MUG!

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 326

Slurprize Slurprize!

THE WORLD OF STRANGE PHENOMENA ForteanTimes • FOR THOSE WHO SEEK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED

SPAWNY GET

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

FLOYD NEWS WOWS FANS

ELGIN’S MARBLES

Lids AND DISHES • BRITAIN’S BEST-LOVED LID AND DISH-THEMED FORUM, HOSTED BY THE LATE SEX PISTOLS’ BASSIST

KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS ABOUT… LIDS AND DISHES!

The Physics of Lids With Professor Heinz Wolfgang Plugge

IF THE LIDS ARE UNITED…

LID & DISH SLIP-UPS IN THE MOVIES • Silver screen kitchenalia cock-ups-with lid-and-dish-mad movie buff, Mark Commode

PUNKS, DISHES, LIDS, THE LAW AND YOU • YOUR punk-related dish and lid legal queries answered by Viz lawyer Quercus Petraea KC

DISH & LID LAUGHS! • Keep sending us your lid and dish funnies there’s £10,000 for every one we publish!

Mrs Bradys Old Lady