Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

FRU‘T’ BUNN the MASTER BAKER & HIS GINGERBREAD SEX DOLLS

SHOVE IT UP YOUR RC • Vatican gives thumbs down to Pancake Day flip

THE FLOUR AND THE GLORY • Pancake Day Explained by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby

ROGER MELLIE THE MAN ON THE TELLY

Tip Top Tony

LeTtER bOCKs • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN! • Russians hack Viz website

Have Your Say!

JACK BLACK and the SAND DOG MYSTERY

Jgnatius Manatee’s Dixieland Jazz band -V- THE ASTEROID

An homage-paying advert for The Museum of Board Games

GILBERT RATCHET

DEHGHTACE

CATS IN THE ATTIC! • Barnsley man in spot of bother after loft leopard discovery

DUCK AND COVER with Chris Packham • How to Protect and Survive in case of Amur Leopard attack.

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FAKE FUR • Counterfeit big cat misery for Bristol man

HAVE YOUR ARTWORK EXHIBITED IN THE WORLD-FAMOUS LOUVRE ART GALLERY IN PARIS ALONGSIDE THE MONA LISA!

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT AMUR LEOPARDS

SPoTTiPs

THE BROON WINDSORS

EXTRA TIME TRAVEL • English FA to lift World Cup trophy for second time

FREE VIZ ARSE OPERATION GAME!

Britpop Pop Bri

Mrs Brady OLD LADY

ROMANCING THE DRONE! • Undercover Viz reporter Mahatma Macaroon uses aerial surveillance tech to discover how the stars REALLY treat their loved ones on Valentine’s Day

VALENTINE’S DRONE TARGET NO.1: RICHARD CURTIS

VALENTINE’S DRONE TARGET NO.2: DAVID MITCHELL

VALENTINE’S DRONE TARGET NO.3: GARY BARLOW

VALENTINE’S DRONE TARGET NO.4: FIONA BRUCE

GENIE LOOPHOLE

MEDDLESOME RATBAG

Y2K BUG STRIKES! • Viz crossword hit by internet glitch

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Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD • No. 323

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

NASHGORDOON

DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS IN THE SECRET OF SMUGGLERS’ ISLAND

The Blah Death

KEDGE OF REASON • Rees-Mogg calls for increased consumption of haddock brekkie dish

THE CUCKOO CLOCK CHALET BALLET SCHOOL

Finbarr Saunders & his DOUBLE ENTENDRES

Johnny Fartpants

THE ZOOKEEPER’S BOOT