Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

BIG VERN

ROGER MELLIE THE MAN OF THE TELLY

the REAL ALE TWATS

LeTteR bocks • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

WORKING STIFFS

Our Town Council’s a Fucking ZOO!

Crypto Nige

Jgnatius Manatee's Dixieland Jazz Band

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THE JET-PACK EAGLES THREE

ROOM SERV-ICE • Mayor reveals plans for Lincolnshire ‘Ice B&B’

ICE TO SEE YOU, TO SEE YOU, ICE! • Call for greater winter ice visibility to save NHS

-20 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WIM HOF

Summer Recipe • Nigella’s Perfect Ice Cube

Finbarr Saunders DOUBLE ENTENDRES

IT’S NOT GOOD TO TALK! • Chatbot ‘bored shitless’ by human operator

ANDY'S WAR-HOLE

MINIMUM WAGE? MAXIMUM RAGE! • EXPOSED! The ‘woke’ celebs’ SICKENING treatment of low-paid workers

A-LIST CASE STUDY NO.1: GARY NEVILLE

A-LIST CASE STUDY NO.2: FRANKIE BOYLE

A-LIST CASE STUDY NO.3: EMILY MAITLIS

A-LIST CASE STUDY NO.4: SIR KEIR STARMER

PLANVK, CLIFFORD OR FACTOR… WHO'S THE BEST MAX?

THE BROON WINDSORS

ORDER ON THE BORDER • Cumbrian couple’s plan to break Brexit deadlock

TALL BORDER

THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE AND THE CHURCH JUMBLE SALE MYSTERY

Hen Cabin

BEFORE THE BUSES • A-List hunk Gosling signs on for Blakey blockbuster

Roger’S PROFANISAURUS • A Summer Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

Notes & Swearies • Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems

Roger’s Sack

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD • No. 318

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VIRTUAL INSANITY! • ABBA support act malfunction leaves audience in shock

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THE UNIVERSE

One Day at the CAR HIRE

THE male Online

MEDDLE SOME RATBAG

THE BOTTOM INSPECTORS in… ON THE BUTTOCKS

SiD the SEXiST