Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

THE BOTTOM INSPECTORS in… TERROR ON LUST island!

THE EDWARD & MRS SIMPSON MYSTERIES • Following his 1936 abdication, the Duke of Windsor goes into European exile with his new wife, glamorous American divorcee Wallis Simpson. But in the South of France, instead of enjoying an aristocratic life of champagne parties and embassy receptions, the regal pair quickly find themselves solving a series of perplexing crimes!

AILBERT RATCHET

LeTteR bocks • Viz Comic P.B. Box B41 Whitley Bay NE26 9EQ letter@viz.co.uk

OH. LORDY!… IT’S THE FAT SLACS

WHEN THE FUN STOPS JACK POTTS

GHILLIE ELIOT

Billy the FISH

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HANDEL’S WATER MUSIC

FLASH! BANG! WALLOP! WHAT A COFFEE TABLE BOOK! • I’ve been victimised,” says Northumberland lensman.

SNAP HAPPY • Your Photo Queries Answered by Viz photographer Arthur Snap

SAY CHEESE! • OUR TOP TEN TIPS FOR TAKING TOP PHOTOS

OPERATION LEO

A FREE EYE TEST FOR EVERY VIZ READER!

IT AIN’T EASY BEING GREEN! • Global WARNING: “My climate activism has left my life in tatters,” says so-divorced eco-warrior

RUBBED OUT! • Latex shortage puts UK’s rubber-faced comics at risk

SiD the SEXiST

DEH GHTACE

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

SINGLE MIDDLE AGED BROTHERS

Drunken bakers

SPLATCH OF THE DAY! • MOTD Lineker soils himself a second time

ALLEN

MULTI-TASKING MORMONS

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

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BO-HEAT-MIAN RHAPSODY! • Rocker May to turn iconic guitar back into fireplace

TINDER-DAY STARS

The Pies of Living Crisis

FOREIGN POWER BUYS NON-LEAGUE MINNOWS • Cash injection from despotic regime could spell success for struggling side

BET VET FRED

MICHAEL’S CYCLES • BRITAIN’S LIVELIEST BICYCLE AND PEDAL-PROPELLED WHEELED TRANSPORT FORUM, HOSTED BY WHAM! AND ALL THEM OTHER HITS SINGER GEORGE MICHAEL

CYCLING SILLIES • We love YOUR hilarious bicycle jokes

RED LIGHT SPELLS DANGER! • THERE IS nothing more infuriating than seeing a cyclists brazenly drive through a set of red traffic lights. Many of these people think the Highway Code applies only to drivers and that cyclists can behave any way they please. But why shouldn’t they? Should cyclists be allowed to jump red lights? We went on the streets to find out what YOU think.

BIKE BLOOPERS IN THE MOVIES • Two-wheeled cinematic gaffes with celluloid cycling supremo

Who’s in the Saddle?

ON YER BIKE! • Your bicycle questions answered by Dr Heinz Wheelz

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Mrs Brady old Lady